Jokes

Solid Insult

Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.

Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.

Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
thi.

Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.

Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!

Dont laugh alone pass it on ..... 👹👹👹
⏰ ROCKING GENERATION...

"KID FAILS IN EXAM"

Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!

Son: Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!

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Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai.
santa reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.😆

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Teacher- 🌍💫🌝Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra ?

Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

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😛-Laughter time-!

🔦-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu

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Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😛

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😛😛Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👚

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Doctor: Do exercise daily for
good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket,   daily.
Doctor: how long  do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

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Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..