School vs College

School vs college
school : Pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale !!
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College : Ek ball pen wo bhi friends se cheena huya
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School : Class mein enter hone se pehle : Ma'am may i
come in

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college : Bina baithe hi Mobile kaan se laga k class se
bahar !!
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School : Bag mein har subject ki books!!
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College : Yaar ek paper toh phadke dede.
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School : Class test mein Star!!
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College : Full moon hi naseeb hota hai mere yaar !!
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School : Listen I like her !!
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College : Sambhal ke dekh saale,bhabi hai teri
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School : Yaar Kal Test hai, Mai chutti maar lunga
beemar hone ka bahana leke
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College : (Next Day) Oye sun aaj bunk pe chalen :$